Weekend (Andrew Haigh, 2011) follows two men and their fleeting but resonating relationship from a Friday night to a Sunday afternoon. Towards the end of their time together, there is a sense that neither of them really want it to end. I certainly felt that way about the film. Genuine, inviting, challenging, engaging, SET IN NOTTINGHAM – sorry, a homestead of mine so a particular delight to see it as a backdrop – I was seduced, quite frankly. Two and a bit days in just under two hours – the relationship between Russell (Tom Cullen) and Glen (Chris New) is like that of an audience with a film. The duration may be slight relative to other experiences but what you learn and experience stays with you.
Yadda yadda, I liked it a lot. My issue is not with the film but with the film’s certificate. For a film that addresses the fundamental heterosexual assumption that permeates our society and culture to get an 18 without cuts, when not too long ago The Human Centipede II: Full Sequence (Tom Six, 2011) got released with two minutes or so of cuts but the same certificate… If you’re squeamish about anything to do with the other end of the gastric system I can understand treating the material in a certain way. But whereas Russell and Glen discuss, consent to and have anal sex – in no more graphic detail than any of the teens in American Pie (Paul Weitz, Chris Weitz, 1999) – Martin, well… He wants to put twelve people together end to end and not in a sardine type fashion. American Pie got a fifteen certificate. It’s slapstick in places, sweet in others, was one of the first very mainstream films to address the theme of, “Oh hey, teenagers are horny but they have feelings in places other than their genitals”, features a fair few swear words and tits… But a fifteen. And there is no homosexuality, apart from a few slurs if my memory serves me well.
Is Weekend‘s certification down to the heterosexual agenda? Here is the BBFC’s official extended certification information (ECI) as to why the content of the film led to their decision:
“WEEKEND is a drama about two men who meet in a club and form a relationship over the course of a weekend, before one of them moves abroad. It was classified ’18’ for strong sex, sex references and hard drug use.
The BBFC’s Guidelines at ’15’ state ‘Sexual activity may be portrayed without strong detail’. There are a number of sex scenes that lack strong detail and which would have been allowable at ’15’. However, there is one sex scene which includes sight of a man apparently masturbating his partner, after which we see the man lying on his back with liquid resembling semen on his stomach. The level of detail in this scene is too strong for ’15’ and more appropriately classified at ’18’.
There are also some strong verbal sex references, including one man recalling having sex with a married man: “I wasn’t sure I could get a hard-on, he wanted me to suck his cock, get me to cum in his mouth”. This graphic reference, and other strong verbal references of a similar nature, exceed the terms of the Guidelines at ’15’ which state ‘There may be strong verbal references to sexual behaviour, but the strongest references are unlikely to be acceptable’. The strong sex references are therefore more appropriately classified at ’18’.
There are several scenes of ‘lifestyle’ drug use, many of which show people smoking marijuana joints. There are also some scenes in which men snort cocaine and a scene in which men blow cocaine into each other’s mouths. Although the men finally acknowledge that they have taken too many drugs, the frequency of the activity and the unusual nature of the cocaine use mean the drug use is more appropriately classified at ’18’. However, the film as a whole does not promote or encourage drug misuse.
WEEKEND also contains frequent strong language and two undirected and nonaggressive uses of very strong language, as two men talk to each other.”
Yeah but Jason Biggs poked a pie. FIFTEEN. The drugs I get – but ‘graphic reference’? Am I an unfeeling member of the iGeneration or is that phrase not all that graphic? Why is it that the sound ‘kuhm’, when spelled ‘cum’ gets you an 18 but spelled ‘come’ is U friendly? Besides, Chris Klein quite graphically describes and gestures what it feels like to, er, ‘bake’, and a couple of Russell’s workmates to do the same but in a much more derogatory – but heterosexual – fashion. It is a real shame. There are a lot of under-18s that I think could do with seeing this film. Not because they may be gay but because it is a lovely love story between two young people who happen to be men, who discuss the world around them and how certain elements make them fit and others do not. Surveillance cameras swerve in and out of the cinematography, Russell looks at Glen walking away from his 18th – how appropriate – floor window, unseen people jeer at them in public… They are being watched.
But not by everyone.